Textination, text, text, text, textination.

What if I don't want to?

Textination.

But I'm using email.

Is that a problem?

It doesn't matter, text.

Now, sometimes on textination, we have a subject that

generates so much correspondence that it seems criminally

ludicrously insane just to leave it alone there.

And about two years ago, we did a thing on textination

about public pretending we called it.

Little games you play with yourself

when you're out and about, just to sort of charades you play.

How would you describe it, Joe?

Well, it's sort of the theatre of public spaces, isn't it?

And for instance, some of the good ones

I remember from last time are, if you're waiting for a friend

in a particular public place, the friend doesn't turn up

and you start getting self-conscious about why you're

standing there.

Or for instance, if you're in a restaurant alone,

waiting to order, but your friend doesn't turn up.

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