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The Bugle
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Andy is with Baratunde Thurston and Nish Kumar to talk vaccines, Texas and protests.
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Baratunde Thurston
Nish Kumar
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| 0:00.0 | AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! |
| 0:10.6 | The bugle! |
| 0:11.4 | Audio newspaper for a visual world! |
| 0:15.1 | Hello, Bugleers and welcome to Issue 4184 of the bugle Audio newspaper for a world that mostly just looks at things on screens these days. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm Andy Zoltzman coming to you live, albeit no longer live by the time you hear it, so not really live. |
| 0:29.7 | From my shed in South London and I'm joined today, from just up the road in Brixton, |
| 0:35.4 | also South London by Nish Kumar. Hello Nish. |
| 0:38.3 | Hello Andy, hello beaglers. Good to see you. Good to be here. |
| 0:42.5 | How have it been a few weeks since you were last on any massive, exciting news of it, exciting walks in a park? |
| 0:50.7 | No, yeah, I mean I've been leaving my house habitually. |
| 0:54.9 | Andy, I've been alerted to a slightly alarming trend. |
| 0:58.6 | Regularistist's podcast will be vaguely familiar with two characters in the Southern Hemisphere, |
| 1:05.1 | namely my teenage cousin, who opened the Pandora's Box of Bugle Wikipedia vandalism |
| 1:13.3 | when they encouraged Bugle listeners to demolish my Wikipedia page a couple of years ago. |
| 1:18.1 | They actually showed me something slightly alarming. |
| 1:21.9 | There are people doing lip syncs to my stand-up on TikTok, Andy. |
| 1:27.1 | Now, I'll show you the... |
| 1:28.5 | When they said that to me, I understood about three of the words in that sentence |
| 1:33.0 | and none of them in the context in which they were being delivered. |
| 1:36.6 | But they showed me short videos on the short video sharing website TikTok |
| 1:42.4 | where people are lip syncing to me doing some stand-up of how monopoly. |
| 1:46.8 | And I'm all for it, Andrew. |
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