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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Texas Has Enough | Nick Di Paolo Show #1522

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Biden seeing dead people, Texas shutting down UT's DEI and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm not.

0:13.0

Oh, well.

0:15.0

Oh, wow, wow. Hey, hey, welcome everybody on a Wednesday, how you is, how you was, and what it was.

0:44.0

Great to be with you.

0:46.0

Having a great time in Texas right now.

0:49.0

That's right. It's the ghost of Nick with you today. Good to see you. Hey, big episode of

1:00.0

the second half of the show. We got Nick's another episode of Nick's Bitch and

1:04.7

Kitchen with a killer this one you really want to write down or whatever or

1:09.2

record it's a delicious recipe I stole and that's why we saved it for a whole year for this Super Bowl. That's right. It's a chili made with brisket and holy

1:20.2

fucking moly. Is it worth it? And once again, with stuff like that, you cook it a day

1:26.4

too earlier and then serve it. And you don't think it makes it, the holy shit doesn't make a

1:30.6

difference. It's friggin crazy, you know. It's like women they get,

1:36.5

now that's not right. Patrice O'Neill, Pussy ain't like wine, you don't get better when an age, it aged like bread.

1:47.0

Again, white guy says that he's a fucking misogynist.

1:52.6

He says that he's a cheap.

1:54.4

What a quote, and what a genius he was.

1:57.0

Still missed that fella.

1:58.6

Real quick, Dallas and his pregnant wife

2:02.2

were walking through a beautiful park here in Savannah.

2:05.2

And they came upon this poster, of course attached to a telephone pole. As you can see it it's two girls who have never seen a dick as

2:17.2

usual and they seem to migrate to the left when that happens. Look at

2:21.6

fucking Shemp Howard there,

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