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The Hello, Internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy. And you're listening to Schmaners. It's extraordinary etiquette. For ordinary occasions. Hello, my dove.

Hello, dear. Good morning. Good morning. It's Schmatters in the morning. Oh, I didn't know if you were going to actually sing that song that you attested the white. The one that went, Schmaners in the morning, Schmaners in the evening, Schmaners has a severance. When you got Schmanters on a podcast, You can have Schmanters anytime.

Mm.

That one?

Yeah, delicious.

Isn't it weird in that song for, I don't even know if they still use that jingle for pizza bagels.

But they separate evening and supper time like it's the 1840s.

Yeah.

You know,

when we used to take supper at 10.

You can have,

honey,

did you hear about the latest of the pizza bagel?

We can have it for luncheon.

When we get back from the fox hunt,

we can have pizza on a bagel.

Uh-huh.

You know, anyhow, before, pizza was limited to only the evening.

But now, we could have pizza for brunch with the queen.

We went to a birthday party for one of our cousins, and the pizza bag bagels were there and Bibi lost her mind.

Have you guys heard about these things? She ate like 10 pizza bagels. And mom, according to the science, I can now eat pizza anytime.

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