Well, you just heard the cannon.

Texas 34, Oklahoma 3. The longhorns are

cavorting on the field with the gold hat

The Sooners

Taking showers and probably trying to forget this ever happened

Yeah and you also saw how I would react in any crisis scenario

I would just quiver and cry

And hide

I didn't really cover myself in glory there either by the way

Pick me flinching But you know who didn't flinch myself in glory there either, by the way. I hope the camera picked me flinching.

But you know who didn't flinch?

The Texas Longhorns.

Yeah.

You know, we spent a lot of time coming into the week, Andy, you know, coming up with scenarios

where this weird setting of state fair behind us, fried food paradise, you know, the weirdness

of whatever happens here on this field

could happen again. 17-point spread, we thought, hey, that's a lot for a rivalry game,

and it turns out that Texas is a national championship contender and maybe the number one

team in the country in Oklahoma's deeply flawed. Yeah, and look, Oklahoma's defense came out

looking great, great game plan. I trust Oklahoma's defense the rest of the way. But Oklahoma's offense could do nothing. Now granted, they are without their best five wide receivers. Their offensive line is not what they hoped it would be. I don't know that you can pin this on Michael Hawkins Jr. I don't think it would have mattered if Jackson Arnold was in there. They've got to figure out a way to move the ball because their schedule is brutal from here on out. Texas is great, and Texas may be the best team that they play all year, but they still have to play Alabama, they still have to play Missouri, they still have to play LSU. They play South Carolina next week. South Carolina almost beat Alabama today. And Georgia is up 3424 in Mississippi State as we're doing this.

But as much as I would love to just come up here and gloat about being on what people might

perceive as the right side of the Michael Hawkins Jackson-Ardle discussion, the fact of the matter

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