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🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today's presenting sponsor is Simply Safe Home Security. |
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0:01.2 | What? |
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0:21.1 | Somehow. |
0:21.4 | I'm just hearing this now. |
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1:28.8 | There's no safe like SimplySafe. Welcome to Pod Save America. I'm John Favro. |
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