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And now, here's Nick!

Great to be with you. How are you tonight, folks? I'm on a Monday. Boy, it's really hot outside.

Well, how is it? It's so hot, I'm sorry. A great day in putting a sunblock at his balls.

Oh, yeah, I'm so excited.

And I'm so excited.

Great show. We got a little Jew actor, very good at a movie called,

George Richard Dreyfus and the great drummer from the band that just broke up,

the Beatles Ringo Star, real cocaine addict, and did some with him backstage.

I'll tell you, good stuff.

And from Owensboro, Kentucky, an 87-year-old lady,

a Mabel Hartman, she's been saving the bones of her dead cats for over 40 years,

and she makes jewelry out of them for her grandchildren.

So, she'll be out later. Good show. Absolutely.

All right, so how was your weekend, folks? Again, I just love this time. I'm sorry,

but I'm a sports fanatic. In barrison, how much time I waste.

For every hour, my wife reads like three books. I'm not fucking kidding you.

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