Let's see. So for the last couple of days, I've just been getting on my phone, my computer.

Something will come up. You know, I get a little notification about the news every now and then, especially entertainment news.

And I've just been hearing from so many people say how Netflix is doing a wonderful job, man,

at bringing all these great shows, all these video game adaptations, all these movies that they

make, but this time Netflix, you dumb fucked up.

Don't ever peep your head out the window in a horror movie Jesus Christ What the hell are you doing?

And gripping the side of the car window with a broken glass.

Yeah.

Are you at your damn mind?

Don't you ever do that?

That's why you get labeled deserved to die.

Yeah. Hi! Hello.

Tiptoe through the two lips.

With me.

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. People... Hello. With me.

People, this is looking like a Muppet out there. People, this is looking like a Muppet out there.

Yeah, it does.

People, this is the Netflix direct sequel to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre called Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

So Harlow is a ghost town.

We have a vision for this place. All it needs is young blood.

I don't want to live here this is a

chance for people to start fresh somewhere somewhere safe hey guys you should

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