Testicle Tanning

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Some people believe that men in the world are getting softer and masculinity is under attack. But not to worry, there’s a solution: tanning your . . . nethers. Although the idea of exposing your soft bits to the sun may be embarrassing, there's also, as Dr. Sydnee explains, zero evidence that it's beneficial. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/

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0:00.0	Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:24.0	Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, Marital Tour of Miscite and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.
1:11.0	And I'm Sydney McElroy.
1:12.0	What are the odds, Sydney?
1:14.0	I'm Sydney McElroy and you're Justin McElroy.
1:19.0	This is the first time we've ever tried recording with our children playing in a adjacent room.
1:23.0	What are the odds that we get through this recording?
1:26.0	I'm not good. I don't bet, but if I did bet, I'd bet against us.
1:32.0	Yeah, I would bet against us.
1:34.0	That's not so grim.
1:36.0	You know who I'd never bet against though?
1:38.0	Our listeners. They've always been there for us and we need them now more than ever.
1:42.0	Once a year we come to you, our beloved friends, and say, hey, do you like what we make?
1:49.0	Would you maybe kick in a few bucks to help us out?
1:52.0	To help us out and making it, making it possible to make it?
1:55.0	That is what we are coming to you for. It's the Max Fun Drive.
1:59.0	We do it once a year. We come to you and say, hey, you like this stuff?
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