It's getting real, okay? I've played the Bible trivia with Protestants. I've played the Bible trivia with a Jew. Now I'm squaring off on Bible trivia with a fellow Catholic. And of course, neither of us ever read the Bible. So you know what it is. Right, the blind leading the blind. Mr. Fred, thank you for coming on the show. Honor. Okay, so the way it works, Professor Jacob, Jew, has given us all of the way he is. He's given us all of these prompts. He leans a little Old Testament. And then we have to come up with the answer. When I have a lady on, then I say ladies first. But since you are a man, then I will go first.

Okay. Which king in the Bible?

Look at this. They lowercase the Bible.

What kind of nonsense is this?

Which king in the Bible was approached by two women who both claimed they were the mother of the same baby?

The king threatened to cut the baby in half, to which the real mother begged him to give it to the lying woman.

I think it's the lying woman. I think

it's Solomon. And then do I respond? Yes. Yes, I also think it's Solomon. It is Solomon.

Yes. All right. Well, that's a good start. It was kind of an easy one, though. And now I read it. Do I?

Now you read it. All right. Number two, the prophet Ezekiel was instructed by God to cook food over a fire fueled by something

odd for symbolic reasons.

What was the fire fueled by?

Oh my goodness.

That's so, I'm so happy you have to go first on that.

Oh my goodness.

Not that it'll matter, neither of us is going to get it. I'm going to, I guess, I guess, I don't know, some, I, I, I, oil, some kind of weird oil. Is it tallow? It was tallow. It was tallow. It was tallow. It was chanola. I think it was canola. No, that's, that is actually fuel from hell. I'm going to, some kind of fat, but not necessarily tallow, but some kind of fat. The answer, human excrement, gross. That's like what they do in India. Is there fat an excrement? You may have been right. Yeah, is that? I'm sure excrement is somewhat fatty, but I don't, yeah, it was Ezekiel like Punjabi or something?

That's very interesting.

This was just his way to shame Catholics for not knowing the scriptures, I think.

Okay, now this one's going to test how honest I am.

Which apostle raised Uticus from the dead after he fell from a window?

Professor Jacob did not, he didn't tape a cover on this, so I actually can see the answer. I can't. You can't. So should you go first? I don't know. It's kind of cheap. It's my turn. You know, it's a real problem, though. Just take it. I'll take it. And then you, all right. What if I trick you? What if I say it's one? And then we both get it wrong.

I guess that wouldn't benefit me at all. It's Paul. Yeah. It's Paul. Okay. What food did Esau trade Jacob for his birthright? Me? Yeah. So it's sometimes translated porridge, sometimes translated stew, isn't it? I always think of it as porridge, but yeah, right. It's a little longer.

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