Test Show #442

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Our annual half-remembering of the Oscars, Andy gets a new phone and considers opening it, booking live shows, Andy tries to figure out what penguins are, Josh looks back on his smoking career, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

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0:00.0	Doom doom do do do do
0:03.2	Spiral
0:04.7	Bought Spiral
0:07.1	To juice, two months
0:08.6	Two hours
0:09.4	Starting now
0:11.0	Sorry, I mean not sorry
0:14.2	Because I was given a five-minute thing
0:16.2	No you weren't.
0:17.5	I revoke it
0:18.4	That's when you were physically coming over My mother died That's when you were physically coming over.
0:21.1	My mother died.
0:21.7	That's when you were actually coming over for fuck's sake.
0:24.9	My sister died 10 years ago.
0:28.9	Six years ago, I'll never forget the date.
0:32.9	And my mother's going to be dead again.
0:36.5	Awful.
0:58.3	Awful. I'm sorry. No, you know you got me with that one. That was a good one. Well, you're not trying to get me, really. I just don't think you care about me one way or the other. That's bad. Fair enough. No, don't go fair. When I go low, you go high. Oh. I. I go high. I go high. Now, I'm listen. Listen. I like that. Look, here's why I hear a lot of politicians, not politicians,
1:04.1	but like, you know, people who are paid to go on MS now. Yeah. I'm going to say, so what do you
1:09.5	think about this, Or majority report.
1:12.6	I found out that Sam Cedar has terminal,
1:19.8	uh, terminal, uh, terminal, annoyed, uh, terminal, annoyed, uh, annoyeditis.
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