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Thought Spiral

Test Show #440

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8526 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

A brief moment of hockey happiness, Andy's failed romance with Red Bull, Josh protects a teetering celebrity's anonymity, Andy loves Marty Supreme, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Doom doom do do do do do dot spiral

0:04.7

To juice, two miles, two hours starting now

0:11.0

Oh, I'm so sorry, Josh

0:14.3

I've got shorts all over my keyboard now

0:17.1

The only thing I'll say in my defense is

0:20.6

That if I have to say things like the only thing I'll say in my defense is that if I have to say things like the only

0:23.9

thing I'll say in my defense, I've reached a new low. And there's probably more than one

0:27.6

thing to say in your defense at that point. You probably should retain the services

0:34.8

of an attorney at that point.

0:43.3

The only thing I can say in my defense is the following seven things.

0:47.5

One, I'm not stupid, stupid.

0:52.3

Did I tell you about that thing on the beach that time?

0:54.5

Is that the one of the Magic Johnson?

0:55.5

No, it's the one.

1:01.6

No, that's, I'm talking about the initial trauma on the beach.

1:02.8

He had a hat?

1:03.6

That one?

1:06.6

No, when your parents lost you for 32 seconds. Oh, no, bring that up again.

1:08.5

No, even people who do specialized specialized therapy say sometimes you should leave dead long, dead dogs

1:16.5

live.

1:18.6

I find when I talk about my abandonment issues that people, I find when I talk about my abandonment

1:25.9

issues that people see me as, it sounds like, you know, when I talk about my amendment issues, the people see me as, it sounds like, you know,

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