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Thought Spiral

Test Show #420

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8526 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Andy tries to protect SNL from itself and more of his TV scorecard, the joy of post-season baseball, Andy inserting himself into every story, more Saudi hilarity, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Doom, doom, do, do, do, do, do, do... Thought, spiral. Thought, spiral. To juice, two miles, two hours, starting now. Hi. Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm well. Thank you. And yourself? No, I went through that. Okay, I'm good. I don't know how to answer. First of all, I can't talk. It's normal. Seriously. There's no...

0:23.5

We can't went through that. Okay, I'm good. I don't know how to answer. First of all, I can't talk. Seriously. There's no capacity. If we can't get through, hello. I hate, this is a fool's aaron. I hate the whole hello thing. Why don't we start with, why don't we pretend? Do you say chow at the beginning or chow at the end? Should we just start?

0:38.1

I try to make it feel like we're starting in media res sometimes.

0:42.2

But please include the false start.

0:44.2

All right.

0:44.6

Wait, we have to start over now?

0:46.3

Well, don't hang up.

0:47.6

Why would we try to go through that again?

0:49.5

Oh, okay, no, we're just going to bring it up.

0:51.1

We're just going to bring the level up to a professional show. Exactly.

0:54.5

How's it going?

0:55.1

Did you have a good night?

0:56.4

Why do? What? What? What would you do if you were a person like me? You're not me, but you're me, but you're better than me. How would you talk? How would I talk? Yeah. I would be a lot more natural. A lot more natural.

1:11.2

Well, you are more natural. A lot more natural.

1:16.6

Well, you are more natural if you think deadly boring.

1:17.7

Wow.

1:18.4

Wow.

1:26.0

We had a good insult text going last night somehow.

1:26.4

We do.

1:28.5

It's a little brief period. It's's easy it's easy and both of our teams oh yours one oh yeah but this no i know that you told me and you

1:37.6

made you send these semi-texts before the show no no no what you, what do you say? No sports.

1:44.5

None of your stupid sports.

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