Test Show #381

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Pre-natal grudges, Andy finds his booze match, Josh gets haunted, Doc watching reports, Andy vs truck, Josh vs chihuahua, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

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0:00.0	Doom doom do do do do do dot spiral
0:04.7	To juice to my two hours starting now
0:13.0	Hello Mr. Weinstein
0:15.0	Hi, you seem so focused
0:18.0	Focused, fake
0:20.0	Well that's because I've been sober, but I still so esteemed about you thinking that I get
0:26.6	up on Friday morning and the first thing I do is, I mean, it's just like, where's the
0:30.4	trust?
0:30.9	Fucking grow up.
0:31.9	Fucking grow up and shut up.
0:33.3	No, I can't.
0:35.3	My therapist says it's time to go back, further back, to when I was a two-year-old.
0:41.5	To womb grudges.
0:43.0	Whom grudges.
0:44.1	Hello.
0:45.1	Mom, could you, excuse me, Mom, could you be in a...
0:48.9	How's it going in there?
0:49.9	I can't kick.
0:51.9	My dad loved that one, but he used it separately, not as I can't kick.
0:56.4	Mom, this is what I mean in the womb.
0:57.9	Mom, mom, maybe if you're in a good mood, like maybe one day out of the pregnancy, when I come out, I have a chance.
1:05.0	That's what I remember saying to her.
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