Test Show #373

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Andy's got Mets playoff fever, confessing to comedy crimes, Andy goes full Kindler on SNL and gets hot about Coldplay, Josh tames the tiny beast in his bed, kinks in the Slinky, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

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0:00.0	Doom doom do do do do do dot Spiral
0:04.7	BOTS spiral to Jews, two minds, two hours starting now.
0:12.6	Good morning.
0:13.8	Hi.
0:14.9	Wow.
0:16.1	I'm not going to comment, okay?
0:17.9	Good.
0:18.2	I won't comment this time.
0:19.3	Stop commenting and not commenting and you'll have something. No, no. What I'm saying is you probably don't understand what I'm saying. I won't comment this time. Stop, stop commenting and not commenting and you'll have
0:21.5	something. No, no. What I'm saying is you probably don't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying I'm going to
0:25.6	stop. Stop commenting when things go right. Do you understand now? That was the last time I'm going to do it.
0:32.6	No wonder we don't do classic Bob and Ray bits, right? It is apparent to me and why we don't.
0:39.0	I can't see me and you getting off on a roll on stage that's been scripted.
0:45.1	We already did that.
0:46.7	You were in the dumpster.
0:47.7	Yeah, we got on a roll, but it wasn't scripted.
0:50.2	It's the scripted part that would fuck us over.
0:53.1	What do you mean, Josh, that you didn't prepare the song that we told the nice people what were going to do? I didn't tell you I was going to do a song, but you certainly did. I'm going to beat the living shit out of you. Where is that? Oh, come on, folks. The lovable lug is pretending to want to strangle me again. The lovable lugs. What about that? I can live with lovable lug. It goes with the lowest lane theme. It does? Alliteration with L. Is that the theme? Yes. And here's the LL. But here's the thing. Does this amount of sobriety really help me?
1:28.2	You know what I'm saying?
1:29.1	Free association.
1:30.6	It does because even though it's bullshit, you know what you're talking about.
1:36.8	Many people say I should quit smoking from Tuesday to Friday.
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