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Thought Spiral

Test Show #351

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8526 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

The eclipse casts a shadow on the proceedings, Old joke or new Andy joke?, Jerry Lee Lewis, Andy stumbles into the wrong show, Josh tries a half-hearted intervention, and much more Spiraling.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Doom, doom, do do do do

0:03.2

Spiral

0:04.7

Spot spiral to Jews, two miles, two hours starting now.

0:13.0

You know, in therapy, you learn that when you act out and you're not doing it in a mature way. It's usually you're about eight years old.

0:22.2

Yeah.

0:23.5

That's how you react. I do have the right thing on.

0:26.4

What makes them come to that number, do you think?

0:29.1

Well, I think before eight years old,

0:32.2

you probably don't even

0:34.7

I guess it's eight and under.

0:37.3

Okay.

0:54.9

I'm not trying to pin you down. I'm not trying to say it. Well, some of the stuff, like if you remember, I remember my mother, uh, abandoning me in a car and she said, I'll be right. You know, she said like, I'll be right back. I'll be right back is what she claimed. she said, I don't remember that part. Yeah.

0:55.8

I know clearly because you said abandoning I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Is what she claimed she said. I don't remember that part.

0:55.9

No, clearly, because you said abandoning me in a car rather than just leaving me in a car.

1:01.8

And then she started right again right up front with the excuses.

1:07.3

I only went in for a second.

1:09.4

Yeah.

1:09.6

How am I supposed to believe that? You know, I'm sorry about this. I'm sorry that I really feel like it's not, look, if my aunt Charlotte, oh, she's dead. If my uncle Sandy is listening, I'm sorry. If my aunt Ruth, this happens to be tuning in, okay. Oh, you know what? Cousin Michael, nobody is listening from the family. i'll tell you that right now you would have

1:28.4

heard from them by now i would think so i'm sorry about that i'm sorry about my new thing is i'm

1:37.4

sorry i thought that was your old thing oh okay i thought my old thing was i'm sorry then, but if you push me too much, I'm initially sorry. Right. If you don't accept my initial apology. But if you make me feel guilty, I will cut you. Right. So what is the point? Yeah. So what is the point of apologize? Many people would wonder why the apology, if you're going, if you want, if your point is you're going to say, I'm sorry, and another person, you didn't do anything.

2:05.2

There's absolutely no reason.

2:06.4

You're wonderful.

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