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Thought Spiral

Test Show #348

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8526 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Andy listens closely to himself not listening, Josh gives a Bar Mitzvah report, Andy gets doc rage, Andy gets less help, gestures to the Universe, and much more Spiraling.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'll start spiral

0:04.7

To juice to my two hours starting now

0:13.0

I'll say what the problem is there's two problems

0:15.0

One I was late and here's the reason I was late

0:18.8

For classical classical

0:20.8

thought spiral reasons I mistime my bagel missed time my bagel

0:26.4

so I have my bagel and how come I can't see you here okay I have my bagel

0:32.3

tilt your screen down here like you're in Kilroy mode okay there we go

0:36.3

what is Kilroy the Kilroy was here Okay, there we go. What is Kilroy?

0:37.7

The Kilroy was here?

0:38.9

Yes.

0:39.8

I don't know who that is.

0:41.9

You can't tell me?

0:42.9

I clearly can't explain it to you.

0:45.9

Well, what was I remember?

0:46.8

Kilroy was here.

0:47.8

It's a classic piece of graffiti,

0:50.4

and you would be like peeking over the top of the

0:52.8

Oh.

0:53.5

With the hands. I need to see you do that. Well, apparently you did because you don't understand what the fuck I'm talking about otherwise. Calm the fuck down. I will not. I will not. It's what my therapist said to tell you. Look, calm the fuck down, sloppylappy. I don't know why she adds Slappy.

1:12.7

Well, she's trying to speak your lingo. She's trying to get down with you verbally.

1:19.4

I used to start to show eating a bagel. I figured I could hide the bagel. But now I know I can't hide the bagel, although that was a fun game in college.

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