Test Show #330

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Andy goes south in a good way, supplement prison, Josh flips on DST, the gambling apocalypse, Andy can't nail down game day, the end of the SAG strike, listener questions, help I'm being held hostage in a synopsis factory, and much more Spiraling.

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0:00.0	Doom, doom, doom, do, do, do, do spot, spiral, two Jews, two mics, two hours starting now.
0:12.6	Now you should hear me.
0:14.3	Yeah, I do.
0:15.2	Excellent.
0:16.1	All right.
0:17.5	I officially have a shitty mic cord now.
0:21.3	Do you only have one cord?
0:22.6	It's the only one I have at hand.
0:24.2	Right now we're fine.
0:27.8	That'd be your last day over it.
0:31.1	What's the name of the people who do the film, Magic, or George Lucas film, or...
0:36.8	ILM. Is that what it was? Industrial Light and Magic. That's your last day. Well, I don't have one. I don't have a backup on me. I didn't realize that am I going to be yelled at for stopping the shoot? Oh, now I'm the bad guy because I have only one cord. Okay, I'm sorry about this bit.
0:55.3	But can you think of all the bits that I didn't do?
1:17.4	In the old days, I'd go wild on this bit. Make a meal out of it. Order dessert. Yeah. How does it sound, though. Are you okay? I'm good, yeah. As long as you don't move, right? Exactly. Folks, if you buy me a cup of coffee, die cup of coffee, we promise if we raise over $1,000 this year, we will get new cords.
1:20.0	Cords up the yin-yang, so we never have to worry.
1:22.5	I am sucking on a lozenge.
1:23.8	I'm Jerry Lewising this.
1:25.4	Yeah, it's not a good piece. It's not a good piece of broadcasting.
1:30.4	I took it out, but reluctantly, because there was still some left.
1:34.4	And it's, don't kid yourself, it's a bioteen thing.
1:38.9	It's a bioteen.
1:40.0	It's made for dry mouth.
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