Test Show #327

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Andy ages, toxic food theory, Josh gets retroactively fed up with The Replacements, Andy hits a new low, dream funeral lineup, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

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0:00.0	Doom doom do do do do Spiral Thoughts Two Jews, two mics, two hours Starting now All right, let's see how long it takes him to mention it to his birthday.
0:26.0	Good morning.
0:27.4	Something is up with my good morning.
0:28.9	Something is up with my hair.
0:31.5	Do you see the way it's like a, oh, I must.
0:32.5	You ready?
0:33.5	I must say.
0:34.4	I must say.
0:35.7	It's not quite that.
0:37.3	It's weirder than that, even. I got new headphones. You never complimented me in my new headphones. No, I never noticed. What's today's date? Does anyone know, Susan? It's a 16th? Under a minute. Under a minute. Susan says today's the 16th. Huh. Bop, ba-da,
0:55.5	you can't make fun of me.
0:59.5	You have to laugh at everything.
1:02.0	Boop, boop, boop.
1:03.4	It's my birthday now.
1:04.5	Even if I say something like,
1:06.1	what are you thinking?
1:07.1	What's that thing at the top of the wall on the back?
1:10.4	Is that something that's new in your house?
1:13.1	Merry Narcissimus.
1:16.3	I think Susan heard this one.
1:17.9	A day, my birthday, he says, a day, thou shalt live in infancy.
1:27.2	She's not that impressed by us at all.
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