Doom, doom, doom, do, do, do, do.

Spot, spiral, two Jews, two mics, two hours starting now!

Could you tilt your screen down?

I need to see some detail in the room so it doesn't look like a hostage situation.

Okay, much better.

Oh, is that hurt you?

That I don't have anything back there? It was just all white. It was just your, like, the top of your head and white. Oh, and the white. Hey, I'm doing, hey, Josh, I'm doing white screen now. Where did he go? It's just a pair of floating glasses. The world's stupidest man. How are you doing Oh, I'm Andy Hedrum. Amandy Hedrum. Swagger? What's that one? Is that what he used to say? Yeah, that was Max Hedrum. Max Hedrum was funny, right? I don't know much about it. Don't use references you don't know, Andy. I don't know that well. That's so Dennis Miller. I did a takeoff on him. That was very poor. It wasn't my idea. Huh. It's better when the poor ideas aren't yours, isn't it? This is actually another good story that doesn't make me look bad, but just embarrassing. It was on Fox Sports, and they used to be every Sunday. Susan used to go down there with me, and they dressed me up as the geek.

And I was called The Geek, and I go, I think the Jets will beat the Saints, 14, 13, stuff like that.

The one thing I've learned is, over the course of this series, if I can call it that, this podcast,

is just how many small opportunities you've had along the way.

What do you mean?

Like being the geek on Fox Sports and being...

Oh, yes, I've had tons of these things.

Well, you know about Globy, right, when I'm dressed up as an inflated globe for Comedy Central? I do, yes. Yeah, but that's another example. Yeah. Where I didn't really know it until we were talking about it here. Yeah, and so I was on a contract with them. Like, I had like a one year or almost like a year and a half contract with them or two years even. Yeah. And so, but the thing that was terrible was I worked with this guy.

Which is ironic for football because that's a penalty. No, it wasn't a holding deal. It was I weren't going to pay you deal. As I probably described. Oh, you just try to do a joke and I try to ruin it. Uh-huh. Because it's about your career. Why? We can't make jokes about that.

So, I'll because it's about your career. Why? We can't make jokes about that.

So I want to complete the story because why not complete one story over the whole situation?

It was my fault. It was my fault.

Please go.

So here's the problem.

The problem was it was working with a guy I always hated.

I hated before I work with him and I hate him afterwards.

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