Doom, doom, do, do, do, do, doom, doom, doom, doom, spiral,

Spot, spiral, two Jews, two bikes, two hours starting now.

Wow, that was a little bit, you know, it's like touch and go.

Now it's go.

Now it's go.

Less touching, more going.

You ruined my opening, though. You know I always have an opening. I have something prepared. I did. The way you said hello without having a mic to your face. That was fantastic. It was a good gag. The doctor says I have dementia. Also, the doctor said I have dementia. And also, one more thing. The doctor said I have dementia. He says, you're going to die tomorrow and you have dementia. And the bad news is I forgot to call you today. It's one of those

jokes and you know which one's the best. How long? How long do I have? Maybe 10. 10 what? 10,

nine. Oh, that's a bad one too. I don't, I have never, maybe you're familiar with this. I've never seen a doctor do a count down to death. I don't think that's, if you can even do it, it's good. It's bad bedside manner traditionally. I think we're losing them. I don't think there's anything more we can do. 10,

nine, eight, seven. And you don't say the last number, you just cue them.

You cue death. First of all, do you like my new beard? Do you have a beard?

Well, I haven't shaven in many, many days. Really? Yeah. You can't tell

even there? Yeah, if you go real close, I can. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you want

to hump the camera? What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me? It's not

sexual anymore at this age. No, no. Well, the doctor says you have dementia.

What? He did? Did I tell you about

what I had to draw? Did I tell you about my dementia test? No, do tell. Let me, I'll write that down,

because I want to get an update. You're an out-of-towner. Dementia test. Yeah. Dementia test. So how was your trip to the way? Dementia test. Dementia test. Dementia test. Pippa-papa-da-papa. Dementia. That's based on a show that I never watch, which is Manam-Manam. It's on the Manam-Manam. Is that Sesame Street? It was a Muppet standard that they also did on Sesame Street. And that banab-na-ba-da-ma-a-ma-nam. How come nobody asked me to write songs? I have a contemporary. I can have written a Muppet song. Oh, I forgot. I don't have a career. Let me just say you don't need to lean in quite so much. Okay. It's a little much. It's a little much. I'm sorry.

It's all right. I'm just got excited about the show, don't you? It's just like watching a Barry

Sonnenfeld shot from the 80s. I'm never going to tell you on the day of the show that I missed a

message because I, because now I'm afraid to leave the phone. If I do it at eight in the morning, you go, you want to go at eight? If I did it at seven in the morning, you go, hey, you want to go at seven? When are you up? When do you sleep? What is the matter with you, because you have a different sleep schedule than me? Why can't everybody get up at nine o'clock groggy? I have no answer for any of this.

Your whole life, though. You texted me and you're, you're chastising me for actually returning

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