Test Show #307

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Andy works clean, mapping guilt, meltdown memory lane, Josh tries to get a word in edgewise, raising the bar for George Clooney, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.

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0:00.0	Doom doom, do do do do dot spiral.
0:05.1	Spot, spiral, two Jews, two mics, two hours starting now.
0:13.0	How do I look?
0:14.6	You look respectable in some way?
0:17.2	I shaved and I showered.
0:24.3	How does that not fit under the respectable umbrella? I'm talking about for you. I did this for you, my friend. I don't care if you shaved for me really. I like a, I like,
0:30.0	I prefer a burlier. No, no, no. You're showing me the wedding ring? This is for your wife? What is
0:37.2	this? Yes. I'm telling you don't get too close.? This is for your wife? What is this?
0:39.5	Yes. I'm telling you, don't get too close.
0:41.5	Is it a good night happening? What's happening?
0:44.2	No, I'm saying I look good, but don't get any ideas.
0:44.9	Ah, okay.
0:46.6	First of all, if you... So this is your big bit was to make some sort of weird homophobic thing?
0:51.4	No, it's just probably...
0:53.6	What happens is the bits deteriorate as I, as I execute them. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm just trying to see what your initial premise was. I don't have initial premise. I shaved and took a shower. Just to make you happen. Oh, okay. Thank you. And then I looked sexy for you. Ah, you didn't. Let me say something.
1:12.4	Like I said, I prefer a burlier.
1:13.2	Let me tell you, I don't even buy that.
1:15.2	Let me tell you.
1:15.6	Is it a 5 o'clock shadow for you?
1:16.8	What is it?
1:17.7	I shade it right before the show.
1:19.4	I want to say something to all of our fans.
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