Test Show #302
Thought Spiral
J. Elvis Weinstein
4.8 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Andy differs with Mark Twain's taste, Andy watches (or re-watches) a doc, more mogul chronicles, swishing the Trump indictment around in the mouth, Twitter twials and twibulations, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.
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| 0:00.0 | Doom, doom, do, do, do, do, do, do. |
| 0:03.3 | Spot, spiral. |
| 0:05.1 | Do yous, two minds, two hours, starting now. |
| 0:12.2 | How many times do we start all the show with, you know what's better about me than there used to be about me? |
| 0:17.7 | I think we, that comes at all points of the show. It's not just the open. Every 10 minutes. It's not just the cold open. Yeah, this is what therapy is done. You know what I'm proud of with myself? What, fuck face. That one of those things happen, instead of panicking, but I still kind of panic like, Josh is going to think it's me, what you never do. It would be very nice. |
| 0:37.7 | Very nice, man. But my own pressure is I've done something, you know, because you know, so many times, first of all, I thought it was very funny when you said at 1030, I need 10 more men's and then 1037, you said, I'm ready whenever you are. |
| 0:51.1 | Like, I'm going to be ready early for you. You're lucky. |
| 0:54.6 | I don't make it 1045 with my nonsense. No, I didn't expect you to be right there. I know that. I was just trying to make it easy on you. That was very sweet. It was very sweet. You didn't do one of these. Okay, now I'm ready. I don't need 10 minutes. Again, I'm a very nice man. you know what the thing about you is that you're a very nice man, and yet on some levels, |
| 1:14.2 | like when you punch that guy at Subway, he goes into the subway and he gets upset because |
| 1:20.5 | the guy didn't put, he didn't put chips with his order. |
| 1:23.2 | Fucking Josh takes the guy, pulls him by his lapel. |
| 1:27.5 | They only have lapels. |
| 1:29.1 | Over the counter. |
| 1:30.2 | I had to separate him. |
| 1:31.4 | It was his apron. |
| 1:32.0 | It was his apron. |
| 1:32.1 | I was told that it was subway. |
| 1:36.3 | Eat fresh. |
| 1:39.4 | That food will always be either symbolic or is the worst food in the world. |
| 1:44.5 | Look, I know there are poor people. |
| 1:47.0 | I hope I still know there are. |
| 1:48.5 | I hope I'm not being a dick, which I could be, but that food smells like failure. |
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