Test Show #299
Thought Spiral
J. Elvis Weinstein
4.8 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
Josh loses his battle against dog clothing, Andy goes deep C.K., a Proustian butt-dial, Taking the U.N. out of fun, Andy's Pred-Lit spree continues, listener questions, and much more Spiraling.
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| 0:00.0 | Doom, doom, doom, do do, do, do, do. |
| 0:03.2 | Spot, spiral, do, Spirle, |
| 0:05.0 | Two, Two Mikes, two hours, starting now. |
| 0:13.0 | Hello, hello, hello? |
| 0:14.0 | There it is. |
| 0:15.0 | How, is it sound okay? |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, it's fine. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, okay, well then I should maybe keep it Thursday no matter what for consistency. Okay, that's a stupid question. That's not necessary. Is it a stupid thing I said? It wasn't stupid. It was just... Okay, because I felt dumb. All right. It was stupid. Josh, we've gone over this 50,000 times. You're not supposed to say I'm stupid. You're supposed to dissuade me. |
| 0:38.7 | Oh. |
| 0:39.0 | What are you, an idiot? |
| 0:40.4 | You send me somebody cute. |
| 0:44.1 | I'm looking at him right here, my cute little. |
| 0:46.8 | Now, is this a bad sign that you got sweaters on the dog? |
| 0:53.0 | The dog came with sweaters. Okay, what does that mean? Now, what does that mean? I mean, I mean, I don't understand. You can't take the sweater off of the dog? Well, no, we put it on him. But why? He's a dog. Doesn't he have his own skin? He's a 10-pound dog, Andy. He could use a little help. They get cold? They get cold, yes. Okay, let me see if I can understand this with my science background. Yeah. So we, what do we radiate heat? And then if we're tiny, we don't radiate enough heat or the cold gets in, which one? I'll take your answer off the air. |
| 1:28.8 | You don't really know because you're not a dog, but you do know the veteran there. |
| 1:34.3 | I'm so tired of playing the dumb guy. I'm like a road scholar. I'm a road scholar. I was a forward |
| 1:42.3 | for the Knicks. They called me Dollar Bill Bradley. |
| 1:45.6 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:46.3 | And how could I end up a moron after going to England and getting my thing at the, |
| 1:52.8 | I can't even remember the name of the school you go over to over there? |
| 1:55.4 | Oxford. |
| 1:56.3 | Oxford. |
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