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Thought Spiral

Test Show #290

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8526 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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0:00.0

Doom doom, do do do do

0:03.2

Spiral

0:04.6

BOT! Spiral!

0:07.0

Two Jews, two minds, two hours, starting now!

0:12.7

Wow, I can't believe you're still alive!

0:15.6

I know.

0:16.8

I had a police chase.

0:19.2

A police chase.

0:20.4

And in my neighbor across the street's yard... I had a police chase. A police chase.

0:25.9

And in my neighbor across the street's yard last night.

0:29.3

You have to set this whole thing up from beginning to end.

0:30.7

Did you hear the sounds?

0:34.7

What I heard was crash.

0:41.0

It kind of sounded like a car got side swiped almost, but I heard like a crash and felt a slight sort of, you know, jostle of the earth.

0:45.1

Oh, really?

0:45.8

Yeah. You know, just that thing that comes with a loud bang.

0:50.2

Yeah.

0:50.4

So I hear a loud bang. My power goes out. And I look out the window and there's like eight cop cars right there, like immediately.

1:00.1

You know, so I immediately flush all my weed just out of reflex.

1:05.8

I guess the idea that you'd have that the weed would be so bad back in those days that you would flush like, yeah, you could see tons of horrible Colombian weed going down the train. Did you get scared of all about you? I had to scrape off the tax stamps first, which probably should have been a clue. Did I what? I'm sorry? Did you, you didn't think about that at all, right? That's not what you did. No, really. Honestly, it all became pretty clear what had happened pretty quickly because the cops

1:30.8

were there immediately, so it was pretty clear that this guy was being chased. And you didn't go outside, right? I did it after a few minutes. Oh, okay. The one it was clear, you know. so the guy apparently

1:41.3

and I saw this

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