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Spot, spiral, two Jews, two mics, two hours starting now.

All righty.

Hi, sorry about my lateness.

I didn't realize I had all my gear plugged into all different things.

Well, that may go. You don't have to apologize about that. You're more on time than the

Pope. Is the Pope on time? You'd think. You would think about that. You would think on his list of

infallibilities. He'd get that one off the top. It could be the other way, though. Could be. I mean, he is the Pope. No one's ever complained that the Pope was late, so. Right, but Lord Michaels, that's the way he rolls. Is he a late man? Oh, yeah, he kept Mark Marin waiting two hours. He keeps people waiting two hours for their meetings as a custom.

So if you ever hear anybody defend him on any level, just please let them know.

He's a terrible human on every level, except in 1975 when he did that bit about the Beatles.

Was it 75?

I think so. No, maybe 76.

I would like to do something for you, Josh, at the beginning of the show.

Yeah.

They're very excited about.

All right.

Should I clear my throat fakily again? Please. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Da-da-da-do-pah-da. A little boy da da da da da da pda A little boy's got a snow cloak so

I put the seatbelt on the snow globe, oh, whoa.

Ha ha.

Even though this commercial has a nice little ending where they make the snow globe big and it looks like a big snow globe.

It's still the worst thing I've ever heard.

It's bad. I don't have the same visceral reaction as you, but I agree it's not good. Well, because you're a big fan of J.R. Jones and the Bones is what we're talking about. Is that a real group? You're telling me that's not even a real group. I'm telling you that i'm just i'm just saying it's just

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