Doom, doom, do, do, do, do, do, do thought, spiral,

Thub, Spirle, Thub, Two Mikes, Two hours, starting now.

How are you?

I'm well.

How are you?

I'm sorry, I have to go.

I can't.

What if I got Cass as someone who has to answer a phone?

It's terrible.

I think you, I hope you're self-tapping that audition.

Every time I self-tape, I don't get the part.

I think that's true of most actors, however.

But I mean by the numbers or by how it feels? I just don't like to. By the numbers. Oh. No, but I'm just saying when I have to do my own, when I have to say cut, and it never looks good to me. I'm always monkeying around with it. I'd rather have a casting director tell me, give me instructions. But this was from the days when I used to work. Right. I don't work anymore, but you know why? Trashlaw, brother, brother, brother, brother's got money. That's why. Mr. White, Mr. Weinstein, I will not do the old. That can't be the way it sounded, was it?

Not so much.

Okay, I'm on this. Mr. Weissite. No. Mr. Weisside. Oh, it's more like this. Mr. Vines. Oh, my God. Oh, it's terrible. You know, I told you know, one time I was on Everybody Loves Raymond. I hate to, toot my own horn. I they wrote an episode of me doing an impression of Ray, and they had the changes to John

Manfredi because I couldn't do it. Yeah. I could see that awkward.

I know. And I don't feel bad. I mean, in the way, I feel bad about it because...

Well, it's a dangerous game doing an impression of the star of the show, first of all.

Well, yeah, except that he was good nature.

Like at this point in my life, I can't help talking like Joel Hudson, no matter when you're talking about it.

And sometimes I'll do it in front of him and I'll have to apologize.

I don't know.

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