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Thought Spiral

Test Show #186

Thought Spiral

J. Elvis Weinstein

Comedy

4.8526 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Andy loses a fortune, the allure of micro-dosing, Andy encounters a drunken mogul, Alex the producer gets Josh back on Twitter, going back into lockdown, listener questions, and much more spiraling.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dependability is one of the main keys to keeping a job and getting ahead.

0:05.0

Now, dependability includes a willingness to work.

0:10.0

Some of the work in our shipping room is hard work.

0:13.0

That's why we've always had two fellows working there.

0:16.0

Well, two fellows who were supposed to be working.

0:19.0

I'm here. Sorry about that. How are you? How good? How are you? Eh, not good because I had these four checks, these huge checks I got, and there's some place in the house, and I've lost them. I just opened them today. And so I'm just crazy I just hate every I hate it I hate it

0:38.3

more than life itself I hate it yeah I can't stop it I can't hate I hate myself I hate that I lost it

0:45.5

I hate that there's all this stupid garbage I have stupid papers and garbage I hate everything

0:54.0

well I hate I hate I hate taxes I hate, I hate taxes. On the bright side,

0:57.5

though, Andy, on the bright side. Yeah. You got four huge checks. I know, but yeah, yeah. So that

1:03.9

just shows how screwed up, uh, well, not that big. But they shows out huge,

1:08.8

huge. Well, not Robert, not Robert Kin Four... Four huge ones. Okay. How can I signal to you? Oh. I'm going to text you how much it's total. I don't want to know that. Oh. Well, you seem to want to know it. No. Well, now I seem to want to have to prove to you that it's not so much that you, now I'm afraid you think it's too much. I just thought you went with four huge, is that. Okay, I'm going to give you, you don't want to know. I really have the amount right now that I could send to you. I don't care. Why would I care? because you might be thinking that I'm making money.

1:47.7

I might be thinking that I'm making money from the podcast. I might be thinking I can borrow money from you? What? Maybe I'm hiding the money I'm making from the podcast or something like that? No. No, I just thought it was kind of, you know, big time. Four huge checks.

2:01.0

That's big time.

2:01.9

Okay, okay.

2:02.9

I'm going to tell you something right now. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to take the bait. There's no bait. There's no upside to telling you. There's no downside to telling you. I should never have told you. You took the bait. You took the bait? I boated you and I've thrown you back already.

2:18.6

Does that mean I should tell you what it was?

2:20.4

You don't want to know what it was. have told you. You took the bait. You took the bait? I boated you and I've thrown you back already.

2:21.6

Does that mean I should tell you what it was? You don't want to know what it was.

2:28.0

No, I don't. Don't use reverse. I'm not baiting you're telling me. Don't use reverse psychology.

2:34.7

Are you there? I am here. Did you get it? you what my text no now

2:35.2

now I said

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