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The Ben and Emil Show

Test Episode 2

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0

Just a quick thought before we get started.

0:03.0

No thoughts please.

0:04.0

I don't understand how we don't praise enough.

0:07.0

Allah.

0:08.0

Oh well, first was Sala Mala come to everybody,

0:11.0

but the person who is responsible for inventing the toilet seat that goes down

0:17.1

gently.

0:18.1

So you're no longer slamming it.

0:20.5

I'm still, I've told you this. What? I'm not entirely clear if it's an invention or

0:25.6

if just some toilets are too tight and go down slowly no it's absolutely an

0:30.8

invention it's got to be. That's not an accident. Why? That's too, I don't know. It just seems like... It just seems like... It just seems like some toilets do it and some don't. Let us know in the comments if you think that it's an invention or if it's...

0:46.1

Well be clear about what the invention is. Yeah the toilet seat that goes down slowly.

0:50.8

When you let go they just slam yeah and if I'm referring to the fact that

0:55.9

mine will go down slowly yes slowly and try to figure out where he lives from

0:59.2

that it's actually not my well when I say mine I mean that are set yeah and when I say that it's because I was in charge of I'm the taskmaster you know I was I was calling up the set man and

1:10.5

set designer and I said make sure you tighten it make sure you tighten the toilet yeah

1:15.6

because Ben likes a nice slow like a nice slow decline yeah because it's not my toilet

1:22.3

yeah I wouldn't live in a dump like this it's not my toilet.

1:22.8

I wouldn't live in a dump like this.

1:25.2

Anyway, we have some important news to address

1:27.6

for everybody out there.

1:29.3

So, huh.

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