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Almost Friday Podcast

Tesseracts w/ Eilise Patton & Billy Langdon

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Improv, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up, Entrepreneurship

4.7673 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Our pals Eilise Patton and Billy Langdon join us and help us share some big news. Eilise just got back from Cancun where her husband may or may not have bought her $1200 earrings, Billy may or may not have new tattoos, and Liam may or may not have had diarrhea in a hot tub. NEW MERCH COLLECTION JUST DROPPED 🔥https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod Follow Billy: https://www.instagram.com/stilllwell/?hl=en Follow Eilise: https://www.instagram.com/itseilisepatton/?hl=en FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY. Promo Code ALMOSTFRIDAY So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 (00:00) - Special Surprise Announcement(00:44) - Billy & Elise Join the Progrum(16:04) - How Will’s Departure Affected Liam(19:57) - Movies vs. Billy’s Mom(25:52) - “$1200 Earrings”(34:25) - Walking to Work(38:24) - Elise & Emily Got Dinner(42:33) - YouTube Wrapped(51:46) - Pre-Cracker Cracker(57:05) - Cracker of the Week(01:03:19) - Roommate Pranks(01:14:42) - Christmas Gifts(01:24:00) - Merch Haul Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Think about cheese.

0:39.2

Make your thoughts cheesier. Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipotle sauce and Ameta cheese melt. And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. Did we mention it's cheesy? Cheese. Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m. Plus and participation may vary. Subjects availability. Hey,'s up, y'all? Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. My favorite thing about the holidays? Decking out my whole house. It's not a competition, but if it was, well, I'd win the season with Wayfair. Outdoor inflatable Santa? Got it on Wayfair. Trees, lights and ornaments? Wayfair. Hosting must-havs, like dining sets, beds, sheets, and towels, Wayfair.

0:44.3

For everything in your style delivered with fast and free shipping, visit Wayfair.com or the Wayfair app to win the season. But again, it's not a competition.

0:48.2

Wayfair, every style, every home.

0:50.6

Guys, before we get into today's episode, we have a special surprise for you. I've been teasing it on our Instagram stories and it is finally happening today. We are launching a merch collection. Liam, show your sweatshirt. All right, I'm going to cut back to the pod right now.

1:15.3

We spoke with the merch for two seconds, but yeah, check out the website,

1:18.9

almost Fridaypod.

1:20.3

Dot shop and get your merch.

1:22.9

Get it in time for Christmas if you get it now.

1:25.2

We hope you like it.

1:26.6

It's our first time doing a collection and we're really excited about it. So, yeah, check it out. All right, let's get into the episode. Did you guys do D&D without me while I was gone? Nope. No. Really? Yep. But we did do 41. Oh, no, we did do an episode. Yeah. So you missed that. See, yeah, what else? We had to. Stay still.

1:49.0

Whoa. We had to do it. You gave us no choice. I gave you so many choices.

1:54.8

You left and said stop everything. Wait for me to come home. I'll be gone for four months.

1:58.9

That's right. Wait, repeat your question. How could you expect? you ask you questions? It's all statements. I don't know. It's all. All right. We have new merch. Go buy it. All right. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. I actually hate you more than anything. Right. Right. Well, go check out our merch. Okay, guys. It's, um, it's like,

2:19.5

how much is it? How much does it cost? A couple hundred. Twelve dollars. If it's,

2:23.8

if it's more than 30 bucks for this, I won't say all of it. We're, guys, we're putting all our

2:29.9

eggs in this merge basket. We have a Super Bowl commercial coming out. Yes. It's going to be me gassed up on nitrous in the dentist's chair. Go buy our merch. People are going to click the link. Yeah. No, but real talk. There's a competition in December for which brands sell the most merch and you just get a couple thousand dollars for it. We're not going to win.

2:51.5

It's not even worth thinking about.

2:52.9

What would they win?

2:54.5

Money.

2:56.0

So I'm here.

2:58.8

Did I get under that?

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