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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Tesla Charging Station: Live from Largo

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins once again welcomes the wonderful real people of Los Angeles AND the internet to a LIVE episode of Spontaneanation, recorded at the world-famous Largo at The Coronet! This week, Pauls special guest is Keegan-Michael Key of Key and Peele! They chat about what information Keegan has withheld from his parents, what not to say to Mads Mikkelsen, and the drunk-driving regulations of his youth. Paul is then joined by Craig Cackowski, Chris Tallman, and Jean Villepique to improvise a story set at a Tesla Charging Station. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! SPONTANEANATION LIVE returns to Largo on Saturday, April 2nd! Pauls special guest will be Grant-Lee Phillips! Get your tickets now:  bit.ly/SPONT416 Photos by  Liezl Estipona

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome.

0:02.0

Welcome.

0:05.0

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. you people sitting in front of me.

0:40.3

And all the unseen people sitting around the world.

0:45.3

We're not so different after all.

0:49.3

Everyone likes sitting better than standing.

0:53.3

Don't listen to those standing desk people. Everyone likes sitting better than standing.

0:58.0

Don't listen to those standing desk people. They're just trying to make you look like a jerk.

1:02.0

I like it better. I feel like I get more done when I'm standing up. No. No.

1:09.0

You just want people to see you standing. You're a dick around on Twitter just like

1:16.7

everybody else. Standing. Now who's superior? I could not be more slumped down in this chair.

1:30.0

Here's what I like.

1:31.1

I like to get so low in a chair that you almost break your goddamn neck.

1:37.0

You know what I'm talking about?

1:38.6

When you're like all the way down there where it hurts, but you're not going to move.

1:48.7

Really, I should be lying down, but that's frowned upon at work.

1:57.2

You know, it's the Japanese to blame. That's just to blame.

2:01.7

They put all these ideas in our heads about efficiency.

2:06.8

You should sleep in a coffin.

2:12.5

How is that supposed to help anything?

2:15.9

You should sleep in a tube

2:17.6

in a room full of 16 tubes.

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