Hey, thanks for listening to Suicide Buddies. This is a podcast where we talk a lot about suicide,

suicidal thoughts, and depression, and joke around about those things because we're comedians who

have dealt with those things. So we like to have fun talking about it, and we hope that helps

you. But we're not joking around because we take those things lightly. We just want to

establish that right up top. So if you're dealing with suicidal thoughts right now, and especially if you're feeling yourself

close to suicide, first of all, no, there is no part of us that ever encourages it. Please

stay safe. And if you are feeling that, we want you to reach out right now and call the Suicide

Prevention Lifeline. It's 1-800-273 talk. That's 1-800-273-8255. They're so helpful. They

will talk to you whenever, wherever. They really are just a great ear when you need someone

to talk to. So please call if you need it, and otherwise, enjoy the show. I look at you and I don't want to go.

They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone.

But I don't want to go.

I'll do your, can I do your jokes?

What about your jokes?

Those are good.

I like those jokes. My dick's a joke.

That's why it's in my hand, right?

Okay.

You've read the graffiti.

You've read the graffiti on the wall.

Hey, Dave, do you want a joke? Why don't you check my hand? Because my dick's in it.

Okay. You got it. I'll check it. You want a good joke? Check my hand. Because my dick's there. Laff it up.

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