If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night to bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you lose your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hi, welcome to ruin. I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

And this is a podcaster. Ruin a horror movie, just for you.

Just for you.

Hallie, how are you?

You know, I would say it's about a better week than some

just because I don't have to read the news.

The show I work for is dark this week so i'm not unlike the

united states government yeah well i mean and this thing is like boy i did i'm like oh well it would

have i would have loved to write jokes about pete higgsett's little fucking performance where he calls

all the generals in the world to come and be like,

you can't be fat and woke anymore or I'm going to be mad at you.

It's like, all right.

But I did console myself.

I were like, well, there's always more news.

There'll be some of the insane thing next week.

He'll do something else terrible and stupid for you to make fun of.

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