Terrible SHITTY Retail Stories

A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law

Allisa

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Liss and Geri, catch up and give their advice on your guy's situations! We hope you enjoy, sit down, and have a nice drink. Send questions, topics you'd like to hear, advice you may want, or really anything you wanna tell us. You can send it as a regular email, video, or audio message. Please send to [email protected]

Things we talked about in this episode:

Accidentally letting a little girl get kidnapped
Man threatens to shit on the floor
- Crazy lady has HIGH requests
- Man accuses worker of stealing his phone and throws shit
- Karen gets mad at her pizza

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Transcript

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0:00.0	What's popping everybody welcome back to a girl and her mother-in-law.
0:19.0	What's going on you guys?
0:21.0	Happy freaking Thursday.
0:22.0	Happy freaking Thursday Thursday what is the
0:24.8	Thursday Wednesday's hump day what can Thursday be the day after hump day
0:29.2	I don't know Thursday's offended Thursday is like the day before the start of the weekend.
0:36.4	How about that?
0:37.4	It's just Thursday's a shitty day.
0:38.4	It's like when you're at work and you're like, all right, I have one more hour, which is
0:41.2	two 30 minutes sections.
0:42.4	Oh, here she goes on four 15 minutes.
0:44.8	I would always do that.
0:47.4	You're like Thursday it's like one more day before Friday which is one more day
0:50.4	before the weekend so technically it's it's the weekend I mean
0:53.9	start celebrating the weekend now right all those if you work retail
0:57.7	because then you know you work the weekend right it's gonna rain all next
1:01.9	week which is so sucky but we've had a beautiful past week, so that's good.
1:06.0	And the first thing I said to us when I came downstairs this morning was...
1:09.0	My back hurts.
1:11.0	And that's exactly why.
1:12.0	I am a meteorologist that should be making the meteorologist pay that they make because my back is on fire
1:19.5	Started yesterday does it hurt what it doesn't mean?
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