Terrible Sex Tips - A Thanksgiving Quickie

Sex Nerd Sandra

Sandra Daugherty

Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.3 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2013

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Sandra knows you don't have time to go balls deep on a sex podcast this week, so she made you a light snack. TOPICS: Cum in the Eye, Hair in the Throat, Hustler Magazine, Beef & Graphene Condoms, Facebook's WORST sex tips, 3 GREAT sex tips and a tasty recipe for when family is no longer near.

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0:00.0	Hey Sex nerds
0:02.3	Nirds
0:02.3	Sondrad already here. I'm telling you about Adam and Eve.com.
0:06.6	They're so kind to sponsor our podcast this week.
0:10.0	If you go to Adam and Eve.com and type in promo code sex nerd you get 50% off almost anything in the store
0:17.6	free shipping three free DVDs and an extra super secret gift and this week it is turkey week here in the US of A and I'll tell you what
0:26.8	Nothing says Thanksgiving like feeling really really full now this may make you think that I'm about to talk about
0:34.3	Dildos but no. No because I was poking around in the lingerie section because you know
0:39.0	the holidays are coming up and that means that I have the urge to wear red velvet with white marabutram.
0:45.9	And I clicked on the men's lingerie section and you know what I found?
0:49.6	I found maybe the best thing ever.
0:52.3	They're drawstringstring Shalimer pants
0:54.3	they're only 20 bucks and they're shiny like silky
0:58.1	their silky drawstring pants and it for 20? I love when sexy, Venn diagrams with comfy. So go to Adam and Eve.
1:09.7	Click around, have fun, type in promo code sex nerd and you get that free shipping
1:14.2	50% off almost anything in the store. Oh my God are we going to get 50% off the
1:18.3	pants? My problem, it's so exciting. Three free DVDs and that extra secret little gift.
1:24.0	Who knows what it might be?
1:26.0	Now entering, Nurdist.com. dot com. Welcome to the Sex Nert Sondra Podcast.
1:38.0	Whoa, what all these kids doing in here?
1:42.0	Hey, if you're under 18, go ask your mom. Whoa what about these kids doing in here?
1:42.6	Hey, if you're under 18, go ask your mom.
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