Terrible Fucking News and Special Guest Ariane Price!

SpermCast

Molly Hawkey

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Sexuality, Personal Journals, Health & Fitness

5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Spoiler alert: Molly got her PGT-A results back and they're not good. It's a rough one, y'all, but luckily she's got a very funny guest, Ariane Price, whose horrific tales of endometriosis, pregnancy and postpartum depression are a wonderful respite from the gut-wrenching catastrophe that is Molly's life right now.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Anirio's production
0:02.0	Menopause is coming and the men of all left town, but I'm not giving up until I see that baby crown.
0:13.0	39 and single, can someone help me out?
0:18.0	He could be bald and bearded, shorter or tall, funny smart, love basketball. From gay, straight, black to white,
0:24.6	tiny eyes with an underbite. I just need sperm.
0:29.7	Spurncast.
0:32.5	Hey, everyone. Well, I'm going to start by saying, I'm okay. But unfortunately, I got bad news about my embryos.
0:41.3	In this episode, you're going to hear a lot of sadness in the first 20 minutes, but luckily after that,
0:45.7	we have an interview with a very funny woman about the hilarious topic of endometriosis. So if you want
0:52.9	to hear the rough stuff, Papa Xanax and go for it. If you want to
0:55.7	skip ahead, jump to 20 minutes in. Warning, this episode contains crying, which I know there's
1:01.3	been way too much of this season, but don't blame me, blame my fucking life. Okay, I'll be fine,
1:07.6	I promise. So, on Tuesday morning, I went to Dr. Kalins for what I thought was going to be the first ultrasound in preparation for my transfer.
1:14.8	He walked in and said, we got your results.
1:17.6	You did not.
1:18.4	He came back yesterday.
1:19.8	Oh, no, I'm scared.
1:20.7	Oh, my God.
1:21.2	No, it's not right.
1:22.2	Oh, shit.
1:23.2	Okay.
1:23.4	Oh, hang on, hang on.
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