Terrence, A Hipster From Billyburg
The Best Show with Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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BEST SHOW BESTS! In honor of the Best Show Live Shows in Brooklyn this weekend, we're sharing this classic clip, where Tom gets a call from TERRENCE, A HIPSTER FROM BILLYBURG! (Originally aired on November 24, 2009).
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| 0:00.0 | Forever. |
| 0:01.8 | Dog! |
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| 0:09.9 | It's me, Tom Sharpling, here with you, and if you like what you hear, |
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| 0:33.2 | Patreon.com slash the best show. Thank you so much. |
| 0:42.8 | FMU, you're on the air. |
| 0:45.3 | It's hilarious. Oh, if it is true. |
| 0:46.0 | What's that? |
| 0:48.1 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:50.9 | Oh, the idea of writing something on a slip? |
| 0:54.4 | I mean, the guy didn't know it. Like, his friend did it or something. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.9 | Well, no, you do it and you just leave the bank and somebody you don't even know. Yeah. It happens to them. I love it. Well, I don't love it. That's horrible. It's hilarious. It's great. It's hilarious. I don't know. Well, okay. It's funny in theory, but it's not funny in real life. |
| 1:34.5 | It's funny. It's hilarious. I don't know. Well, okay. It's funny in theory, but it's not funny in real life. It's funny, period. Hey, pretty cool show. You got it gone. Oh, thanks a lot. Who's this? This is Terrence and W.berg. Thanks. Thanks, Terrence. Yeah. I've been checking out your show for a few months. I kind of lost interest a few weeks ago or so, you know, but I saw you got mentioned in the old AV club. |
| 1:38.4 | Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. That was exciting. |
| 1:40.3 | Yeah, so I thought I'd give you another shot. |
| 1:46.2 | Oh, so you lost interest, but that's making you give it another shot. |
| 1:47.6 | Yeah, I kind of forgot about it. |
| 1:50.2 | You have some comedy CDs or something? |
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