Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

I am your host, Mary Catherine Ham. I'm here with my co-host, Thick Mattis, of the Washington

Free Beacon. We are your morning show for an hour, over-caffinated and underprepared.

I mean, I'm underprepared, but I have stuck to my length promise, so not much caffeine.

At any rate, there's a lot of news going on.

We're going to talk about tariffs.

We're going to talk about a little signal update such that it is Greenland, news coming out of Greenland and still Columbia University mired in its idiocy.

So we'll get to all of that. First, how's it going? Vick?

Hello, Mary Catherine. And I can't wait to talk about term number three and four of the Trump administration.

We'll talk to that in a second. As listeners can hear, I'm getting a little raspy. I'm nearing Willem Defoe voice, which is I'm kind of a scientist myself. So please bear with me and Mary Catherine will do, I think, a lot of the bear a lot of the burden of this episode.

I'm going to be like, so what's different? That chick never shuts up.

Very helpful to me at times.

So fighting off this, but it's a combination of fighting off kind of a really nasty cold.

And now we're an allergy season.

So sometimes I can actually tell if I'm blowing my nose, is this the colder of the allergy?

Which one is it?

I can tell.

And it's, you know, the blossoms are out.

I can see them out my window.

And so it's a gorgeous day.

And yet it's a terrible day.

So that's the story of my life.

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