Hey, everyone. Hey, John. We are off today. Right. We're all enjoying our memorial day.

But we wanted to share this best of episode from our new subscription exclusive show,

terminally online. I bet I'm featured a lot in this. There's a revolving cast in the show

that includes us, the three of us, with some of your favorite crooked producers and staff.

And we basically gather to commiserate about being way too online. Yes, we do.

Uh, which we are as we make shows here at Crooked Media. Except for me, I'm pretty offline.

Yeah, super chill now. Yeah, I just don't know if you guys know that.

If you've seen what CatTurt said lately, it's out of control.

Humans and eggs. I did. I did bring CatTurt up during Pots of America.

It's nice. It's weird to go. We're good.

Yeah. So, uh, anyway, we hope you enjoy it. We have, it's so fun. I love this show.

It's so fun recording terminally online. So if you want access to weekly episodes of terminally online

and so much more head to Crooked.com slash friends and subscribe today. A lot of benefits to

being a subscriber. You get to be part of the community. You get to be in the discord channel.

Be a sub. Uh, you can be a sub, right? You can be a friend with benefits.

You can be a friend with benefits. You can help vote to America.

There's one tier where love it comes to your house. Even if you don't want to.

You can pay for that to happen or not happen. Right. It's like, it's like bidding, it's like bidding

on a, on a dinner with McCarthy 100,000. You get dinner. 200,000. You get to eat alone.

Anyway, you're going to hear a bunch of different voices in the excerpts. This is a best

of show of terminally online that we put together for you today. Um, and here it is now terminally online. Enjoy it.

All right. I'm jumping in. We're starting. No small talk. Welcome to terminally online. The

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