Teri Hatcher (IN STUDIO) Is “Real and Spectacular”

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 12.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David welcome Teri Hatcher for a candid, funny cruise through it all: she tells the wild story of tagging along to a Love Boat audition—and booking the role over her best friend—shares what she splurged on when the money finally hit, and opens up about dating and how she’s finding her way into comedy. Teri explains how Lois & Clark made acting feel like a real career, drops stories from hosting SNL and leading Desperate Housewives, and—true to form—jokes about feeling like a “hick,” having an “average vagina,” and why her boobs are “real and spectacular” (even if Jerry Seinfeld isn’t convinced). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I kind of did the whole app routine and whatever.
0:03.0	Not for very long.
0:04.0	Tinder and all that type of stuff.
0:06.0	You know, a little bit.
0:07.0	Uh, huh?
0:08.0	Wordle.
0:09.0	Oh, I...
0:10.0	Did Dennis ever ask you out?
0:12.0	I don't recall him asking me out.
0:15.0	I do recall there being some discussion about making like a clay imprint of my ass, like for an ashtray or a bowl
0:25.3	or something. So he backs away and he looks at me and he goes, Terry, you have a totally average
0:31.9	vagina. So we have Terry Hatcher in studio. Mm-hmm.
0:38.3	Very lovely.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	Obviously, we know her from a lot of things, and she also happened to host S&L when I was there.
0:48.3	It was my last year.
0:50.3	I think it was we did a little spade in America bit where we dressed as each other and did a bit as each other. And it was pretty funny. And she was very game for it. She was a lot of fun. She was doing, I think, Lois and Clark at the time. I think it was, or maybe desperate housewives. Anyway, definitely had a crush on her.
1:11.1	She's so sweet. She's so nice.
1:12.8	She's a very good person.
1:14.5	And she came in here and was a lot of fun.
1:18.0	Yeah, I got to know her on the podcast.
1:20.7	She's extremely bright, very self-effacing.
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