Ladies and gentlemen, parade proofs.

Hooray, hooray, hooray!

Proof cats and poop kittens, poop custodians, and all those with poop in their title.

Once again, the smartest man in the world, vaudecast, takes to the air.

Here, from the sunny celubrius illegal alcohol serving climbs of the Hudson Theater,

the Comedy Central Theater at the space at the Hudson at Camden Yards,

here in Los Angeles, in Western Hollywood, in the celubrius theater district,

where there's far too much creativity penetrating the very bricks of this building here.

With wonderful deathless diddies, we build up the world's great cities,

and out of a fabulous story, we fashion an empire's glory.

Yes, it's time to occupy the podcast right now here.

Once again, we take to the ether and take to the air,

and as one fellow said to me a couple of weeks ago on the podcast,

thanks for the great podcasting, and I said, just do me a favor.

Keep them flying.

So welcome back one and all to the podcast, boys and girls and cats and kittens.

It hopes to be an illuminating night of both satire and comedy.

We left off, I was talking to a young man out in the lobby area here,

and he said to me, hey are you going to go on that high level of shit like you did

when you were talking about all that history and whatnot?

And I was like, honey bear, we start at the top, and we move downward.

You're lucky I don't start with fucking Ramases or Osam and Dias,

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