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I'm batting around getting an assistant and it's so funny how like...

Boy or girl? Look...

I don't know. Probably hot young chick really horny.

I mean that's what I put in the looking for. I say also good news.

How do you get it? I say also good with Microsoft Word.

Proficient. Proficient and Microsoft Excel Word.

Those are...

Those are in that box a little bit. Maybe we're butt shorts that show the bottom part of your butt.

Must have muff but nothing too crazy.

So this brings us to the part of the interview where you show me your muff.

Where did you apply for this?

Okay, okay. This resume looks fantastic. I guess we're just down to the...

The muff part of the interview.

I'm gonna go the opposite route and get a scary man as like a bodyguard slash assistant.

I'm looking for a goon.

Upon recommendation I was told to talk to your management company.

What their least in out assistance? What did I got one?

No, no, no. It was...

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