Hey, all cheaters. Welcome to the Always Cheating podcast. My name is Josh. I'm here with Brandon.

Brandon, how are you? Doing well, Josh, thanks. Yeah, nine-tenths of the way through Game Week 1.

And I would suggest that was a roller coaster of a weekend. I mean, to boot, to some drama to around the Game Week 1 deadline, which we might get into.

Oh, yeah.

So how are you feeling?

How are you feeling after this weekend?

I mean, it's a mixed bag as far as everyone's team goes.

But when you step back and look at it, all the popular picks returned, but nobody really went

off apart from everyone's favorite captain Erling Holland.

And I guess you have to throw Esauk with his brace in there.

Beyond that, I'm feeling like chaos, but manageable chaos.

Yeah, I think Holland is, we were joking.

You and I met up at a bar in Manhattan called Smithfield Hall yesterday to watch the matches.

And we were joking that at the game,

at this point you basically have a lineup of 10 players that you make, right?

And captaincy.

Captaincy does not exist at the moment.

And Holland is a perma player.

Now, of course you can go without him,

but he basically scored two goals on two touches.

And I don't know when he's going to stop doing that like barring barring injury he will get the ball and he will score earl and holland is the goal rumba brandon and i'm i've said this before in the pot i'm going to keep saying it until it takes off the man is a roomba for goals he hoover's them up that's a different device actually this hoover Hoover doesn't own the Roomba, do they? I hovers them up. That's a different device, actually.

This Hoover, Hoover doesn't own the Roomba, do they? I don't think so. I think you're thinking about the I-Robot Corporation. But yeah, I'm picturing Holland out there, bumping up against the corner flags, trying to find his way to the six-yard box. And then, boom, suddenly his little gold tray is filled with soccer balls. Yeah, exactly.

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