And with that, let's get to, oh, yeah, we need to do this today too.

Howdy, bitch.

Don't think we're getting out of this episode without discussing

Texas is so back.

You know, yesterday I described this.

Evan, you weren't there, but I did say this to you yesterday, but I want to say this to you now.

I'm watching Texas Bama with you.

You reminded me of my grandma, Mitzi, because she got about two inches shorter every year

of her life after age 50.

And by the time she died, you could have buried her in a coffin made out of a Lego,

like a singular Lego brick.

Jim, at the end, I could have placed you like a tiny figurine on your seat.

I want you to take me out at people if you're new.

I'm the crazy nutcase that rode into the Ponderosa here and said, all summer, Texas is back,

Texas to win the Big 12, Texas in the Matrix conference exact as Texas to win the Nadi.

And Texas is going to go to Bama and win.

And I have taken so much abuse.

So everything we talked about, Bama don't have a quarterback.

I don't like skill position players.

They're starting a freshman left tackle.

Texas has the best old line D line combo.

They've had in 15 years since they played Bama in the Rose Bowl in the Nadi.

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