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🗓️ 28 August 2017
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Have you ever heard the tale of the Guy Who Cried Vampire? Well, neither has hard-nosed detective Alabaster Zero. Can he and Fair Elise get to the bottom of this vampire mystery? And what's the deal with that cat?
Lessons include: a dream come true may not be all you imagined; your brain is better at solving mysteries than your gut
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0:06.4 | Greetings grown-ups. Tis aee, pt the pirate. Here with Mr. Eric to tell you about Spotify for podcasters |
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