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Slack.com slash DHQ. What's up guys? What do I have to use? Jay, the votes are in.

I know, the election's coming up on Tuesday. No, no, I ran a poll on Instagram to see how

many people want me to get a new cause. And now I'm not looking too good for you.

Alright, let's roll in for music.

The other week, I stepped out of my room and I go into the living room and there was a,

there was like a random person here, like standing at our table. And so I go back into

your room and I start looking for you. And I start looking for Natalie. And I'm like,

oh, I guess nobody's here. Then I go back into the living room and as I'm coming up,

I'm like, I'm like, damn, this girl is a fat fucking ass. And the girl turns around and

it's Natalie in a wig. I remember that. I remember because right when it happened,

Italy, the first response was, damn, Natalie, you have a fat ass. That's funny.

Mike and I were talking about masturbating the other day. Bro, we can't. We can't. No,

no, it's funny. It's funny. Oh, okay. Let's do it. And you know, he was like, yeah, I

just like, I come into like a paper towel or whatever. I'm like, yeah, but you never just,

like, you know, pinch your dick as you're coming. And like, so the calm doesn't come out of

your day. Oh, I've heard you say this before. I think that's the most ridiculous fucking thing

I've ever heard. No one ever does that. Okay. And then, and then I asked Todd. And he goes,

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