Hey everybody it's it's Dylan here. I have not one but two requests for you all today.

But before I get to either of those requests, I want to tell you a road trip story.

A few years ago, I was on this big road trip with my wife, Michelle,

our two-year-old, and Michelle was like seven months pregnant with our daughter.

And it was a kind of a hard trip.

We were doing this giant loop from New York, down through Kentucky and back up around.

We were doing this for like a few weeks. We stopped at lots of weird places, but one place we stopped was a place called Babyland General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia.

So, Babyland General Hospital is a place where, well, it is where cabbage patch kids are born.

You know, the little like soft smushy baby dolls that are born out of

cabbages. There's also like people in surgical scrubs and these weird fake IVs set up all set up next to this field of

cabbages that have little baby heads poking out of each cabbage. This area is called the Magic Burthing Tree. And at some point someone in

Scrubs will call out a doctor's name and they will announce that we have a

code green. Mother cabbage is now six centimeters dilated.

What happens, this is the start of the birthing process.

They give the cabbage 10 c. C. C. C.'s of imagicillin some kind of fake cabbage drug

When dilation reaches 10 centimeters, the lights all go down and plastic crystals at the base of the cabbage begin to glow.

Then a man dressed like a doctor pops out from nowhere and a pair of salad tongs is used to

fold back the green fabric cabbage leaves and the fake

doctor reaches his hand into the cabbage and pulls out a newborn cabbage patch baby and proceeds to slap its fabric behind.

At this point I leaned to my two-year-old son and I said,

that's what's going to happen to mama in just a couple of months.

No one, I mean he didn't get it and my wife did not particularly appreciate this joke all of which is to say

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