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Morgan.

All right.

So listeners, Damon and Shelley, are spending most of their time in the casino.

And so when I pop over there, they're like, hey, come play with us. And they give me their money to play with. I don't know why. I'm a terrible, I'm not very good at playing any of the games, but they did yesterday. And I won $300. Whoa. So is this like when you won $1,000 and it wasn't real or is is this real money? This is real money, and they keep trying to get me to take it. So currently I have the chips, but I'm trying to figure out how to maneuver to get back to them because it's their money. Okay, I'd like to propose a solution that's good for both. Okay. Go to them and say, hey, thank you for letting me play with your money. That's. That's so much fun. Obviously, I can't keep it, but you want me to keep it. I will give, take half at least. And then you just made $150 and then they also profited $150. That's kind of how you do that if you want to give the money back. It's a good idea. Okay. I like that. Because I was struggling with the fact that it was their money and it felt weird winning and they insisted I should keep it.

And now I just, but then they're like, well, just come play with us some more. And now I'm like, I'm just going to keep taking your money. How does that work? I know the next step in this. Be careful, Morgan. Follow us to our room. Am I in pineapple territory?

I heard that one before. They just bought you. I would offer that because then there's no

more obligation. And if they say no, we insist you keep it, then you keep it because there's

nothing more annoying than we're trying to give somebody a gift and they keep wanting to

give it back to you.

Unless the gift is like a baby or a dog.

Right.

Yeah.

But to your point, this is money.

What if it means something more than money? Like Lexcuba said, they bought her. Yeah, like, I don't know. At some point, she might have to throw the chips at them and run. I think you just don't go back to the casino.

Yeah.

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