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Ramundo, tell me something good.

Yeah, mine's definitely going to be the military.

There's so many people that served in armed forces here on this boat.

And the thing I learned, after 20, 25 years, you can retire. A guy's my exact same age. They go, yeah, I'm retired. This is awesome. He goes, I may go back and do a little bit here and there, but I'm retired. I'm like, what? Why did nobody in college tell me, join the military, you can retire when you're 40. It's amazing. Amy, your thoughts?

I mean, I feel like somewhere along the way you heard that, and I don't really know that that's exactly everybody's career path in the military, that they're just like, you join and then you retire at 40. Maybe they joined literally at 18, but there is a certain amount of years of service you have to do to pay back. and I guess, yeah, and then you get like,

in retirement in the military too, right? You get, like, half your pay for the rest of your life. If it's, if you didn't separate too early, if you literally have served all of your time full retirement, is half of the pay for the rest of your life. So if you retire at 40, though. Well, see, I don't, I don't know anybody that retired at 40. Isn't it, isn't it retire

from the military? And then, like, you're like, oh, but I'm still going to work. Yeah. Yeah, because I don't think you get a full pension. Yeah. Like, I think it's how far you do it. Like, my I don't know anything, by the way, I don't know anything.

I just want to say, I don't know anything.

So, like, my ex-husband's dad went all the way up to Colonel and then retired and then had a whole second career at working with the Taco Bell franchise after that for 25 years. So, yeah, you can have, but he still was getting paid from the military, but he was Colonel, which probably he was maybe late 40s or 50s. So it really just depends.

I mean, and he went in straightaway Air Force Academy at 18.

But it depends what you do, Ray.

Like they could do reserves after that or contract work.

But yeah, you missed it, Ray.

You missed it.

It's a lot of hard work, though.

Whose stomach does grow? That was me. Man, I heard that over here. Yeah, man. Maybe that boat food, I don't know. I don't know what that was. Are you okay? A minute ago, Eddie's like, can we go to the bathroom? All right, there you go. Morgan. So when I was doing the sunrise walk with some of the listeners, a woman was talking to me about she rescues typically golden retrievers, and she had an

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