Televangelist Wants a Private Jet… Cites Jesus
Thank God I'm Atheist
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
A televangelist says he needs a private jet, and he's citing the Bible to justify it! After ditching commercial travel, he's now asking followers to fund his upgrade, arguing even Christ had to avoid the crowds. Apparently, salvation travels first class (or better).
Also this week: a bizarre Mormon conference tries to argue Joseph Smith didn't practice polygamy, prompting backlash and possible discipline from the church; a Pittsburgh priest gets caught selling church artifacts on eBay after repeatedly stealing baseball cards from Walmart; Democrats experiment with running pastors for office, raising questions about religion's role on the left; Texas gets pushed by the courts to reconsider excluding Muslim schools from its voucher program; and Jehovah's Witnesses quietly ease their blood transfusion ban (sort of). Plus, the LDS Church rolls out a so-called "gender equity" change that lets women lead Sunday School… as long as they don't lead men.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, buddy, buddy. |
| 0:19.8 | Hi, friends. |
| 0:21.0 | Well, from Salt Lake City, Utah. |
| 0:23.3 | It's, thank God I'm atheist. |
| 0:24.7 | I don't know how it snuck up on me. |
| 0:26.2 | I knew we were doing this. |
| 0:28.2 | Where we, a couple of atheists just try to make sense of life here in these United States and the world full of religious weirdos. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm Frank Feldman. |
| 0:40.0 | And I'm Dan Beecher. |
| 0:41.4 | And coming up on the show today, other than our matching shirts, |
| 0:46.2 | you'll have to go to YouTube if you want to see. |
| 0:50.1 | We didn't plan it. |
| 0:51.0 | See if you can spot the differences. |
| 0:53.1 | Because it's a fun, clever game. |
| 0:54.8 | It's like highlights. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.3 | So we're in addition of highlights, Dan. |
| 0:59.1 | Anyway, coming up today, the Mormon church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. |
| 1:05.0 | Don't do that. |
| 1:05.8 | Don't give them the satisfaction. |
| 1:07.0 | As they would prefer to be called, Dan. |
| 1:09.5 | Absolutely. |
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